February 2012
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So I am an IKEA addict…over the past 6 months I have spent over a grand in fabulous furniture. I have been hoarding said furniture in a storage unit…
I finally got my new apartment this week…and NOW shit just got real….assembling all that bullshit is redamndiculous…
I am going to have carpel tunnel after this is all over. My limp writsted ass never stood a chance !
“If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people,...”
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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Call me Kris and I will CUT a bitch…
It’s KRISTOPHER…thanks for playing
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I seriously have the sassiest staff ever tonight!
I wonder where the hell they get it from
