February 2012
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Anonymous asked: fuck me slowly please? love red guys
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MERYL STREEP!
but Viola :(….SUCH a tough year…I wanted a tie.
MERYLFUCKINGSTREEP
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Oh la la
Jean Dujardin…voulez vous coucher avec moi
“You’re only two years older than me, darling… where have you been all my life?”
– Christopher Plummer to his Oscar. (via popculturebrain)
Emma Stone is a national treasure.
popculturebrain:
She’s like a funny Anne Hathaway.
I'll tell you what's not going to win an award for...
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OCTAVIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jean Dujardin…yummy
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A customer at work said I was “freakin gorgeous”
Aww that was nice….but I assume they recently suffered a stroke which was affecting their judgement because let’s face it that shit NEVER happens…
They were not bad looking either…so I will TAKE it :)
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So I am an IKEA addict…over the past 6 months I have spent over a grand in fabulous furniture. I have been hoarding said furniture in a storage unit…
I finally got my new apartment this week…and NOW shit just got real….assembling all that bullshit is redamndiculous…
I am going to have carpel tunnel after this is all over. My limp writsted ass never stood a chance !
“If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people,...”
– Vote this joke up or down on uPick (via collegehumor)
